fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

klausharrgreeves:

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Dir. Gil Junger

theanonymousentries:

people out here stanning harry styles after making fun of me for loving him in 1D in 2011 im upset -

leolover:

Can i please just go back in time

newrcmantlcs:

folklore by taylor swift (released july 24, 2020)

A tale that becomes folklore is one that is passed down and whispered around. Sometimes even sung about. The lines between fantasy and reality blur and the boundaries between truth and fiction become almost indiscernible. Speculation, over time, becomes fact. Myths, ghost stories, and fables. Fairytales and parables. Gossip and legend. Someone’s secrets written in the sky for all to behold.

perkistani:

I can’t breathe agshd

someone help me why is my one direction phase starting up again

jackshephard:

The stages of dealing with the ending of LOST

fa3riescottage:

my life b like: *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thinks about love* *thi